Did you know that Damarcus Cousins is "a emotional lesbian"? Well, thanks to semi-literate Twitter user @idisrespecthoez, we do now.

Multiple additional NBA stars—including Paul George, Stephen Curry, Dwight Howard and even Kris Humphries—stopped by 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' to read some of the not-so-nice things people have been saying about them on social media. The results were, as usual, hilarious.

We're a bit embarrassed to admit that we had never made the Dikembe Mutombo-Cookie Monster connection before. Well played, @watchj.