Kickboxer’s Gross Head Wound Has a Voice of Its Own

If these wounds could talk. Oh, wait -- they can.

After Australian kickboxer John Wayne Parr lost a fight last month in California, the doctor tending to a deep cut in his forehead decided to have a little bit of fun. Because there is no better time for laughs than when you've got a gash opening up in your noggin deeper than a wishing well, right?

The doctor and Parr's support staff pretended the wound could talk. As Parr says, "for me this is just another day at he office but for some people it's quite graphic." Yes, you may wince, but Parr seems all good with this bizarre skit.

The wound required 15 stitches, so it's probably right on the money to say this little routine had everyone -- you know it's coming -- in stitches.