There are great half-court shots. And then there's this.

Sally here was recently chosen to fire up a half-court shot during an Australian Basketball League game for a chance to win $250,000. We've all seen this, it's hardly a new gimmick.

What is new, though, is Sally's putrid attempt was so atrocious that the good people at Webster are furiously trying to find a new word to describe her attempt.

This shot really is that terrible. You'll feel embarrassed that someone of our species could do this. It makes all of us look bad.

It's tough to sink a basket of this degree of difficulty in front of a crowd, but, come on, you gotta at least get the ball to reach the foul line.

Sally would never cut it at a game in the States, that's for sure. Not when we're doing things like this.

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