Butt-Fuchs Olympic Pairing Is NSFW Gold Medal Hilarity
If you're not watching men's field hockey in Rio, you are missing out.
Yes, men's field hockey. That's a thing.
During the German men's team's 6-2 victory over Canada on Saturday, teammates Linus Butt and Florian Fuchs were caught with their backs to the camera, creating a hard-to-top Olympic moment for generations:
Yes, it's potty-mouthed brilliance, set to appeal to the 12-year-old in all of us. Who knew field hockey could be this interesting. How no one in Germany knew this might happen may be a bigger mystery than figuring out what those marks were on Michael Phelps.
The Olympics are all about watching the best in human achievement, so we're going to call it right now: Germany is the undisputed champion of wordplay. Pack it in, everybody, and try again in 2020.
And if you're not entirely sold that it's "Butt," here's a clearer picture: