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College Basketball Team Could Be National Champions at Celebrating [VIDEO]


March Madness is here and no team is more excited than Colby College.

The men’s basketball team has spent the season performing choreographed dances put on by players on the bench.

There are more routines than you’ll see on ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ including such highbrow classics as the Blender, Field Goal Unit and Fire in the Hole.

Alas, America will not get to see the Division III Mules put their moves on display. Their season ended in February with a 14-11 record.

Of course, you can’t help but wonder if they would’ve racked up more Ws if they spent more time perfecting the pick and roll instead of the El Doro de Tres Puntos.

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