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Rio Olympics Recap Day 3: Lilly King Wins Gold Over Yulia Efimova
U.S. swimmer Lilly King beat Russian rival Yulia Efimova and won gold in the women’s 100-meter breaststroke at the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janiero, Brazil on Monday.
Rio Olympics Recap Day 2: Katie Ledecky & Michael Phelps Claim Golds
American swimmers Katie Ledecky and Michel Phelps each broke records while capturing gold medals for the U.S. team at the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janiero, Brazil on Sunday.
Rio Olympics Recap Day 1: Australia Wins 2 Golds; U.S. Tied For Medals Lead
Two world records in swimming fell in the first full day of competition at the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janiero, Brazil on Saturday.
2016 Rio Olympics Open With Visually Stunning Ceremony
Costumed dancers, raucous crowds and spectacular fireworks welcomed the best athletes in the world to the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janiero, Brazil on Friday evening.
Rookie Alexander Rossi Wins 100th Indy 500
American driver Alexander Rossi conserved his fuel late and hung on to win the 100th running of the 100th Indianapolis 500 in Indiana on Sunday afternoon.
Nyquist Wins The 142nd Kentucky Derby
Undefeated Nyquist held off Exaggerator and won the 142nd running of the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs in Louisville on Saturday by 1 1/4 lengths.
Danny Willett Wins Masters After Jordan Spieth Collapses
A late collapse by defending champion Jordan Spieth allowed Danny Willett to win his first Masters title at Augusta National Golf Club in Georgia on Sunday.
Denny Hamlin Wins Closest Daytona 500 Finish Ever
Denny Hamlin edged out Martin Truex Jr. by inches at the finish line to win his first Daytona 500 at Daytona International Speedway in Florida on Sunday afternoon.
Kyle Busch Wins 1st NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Championship At Miami
Kyle Busch won NASCAR’s 2015 Sprint Cup Series championship by capturing the Ford EcoBoost 400 at Homestead-Miami Speedway on Sunday.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Wins Sprint Cup Race at Phoenix; Chase Final Four Set
Dale Earnhardt Jr. won the rain-shortened Quicken Loans Race for Heroes 500 at Phoenix International Raceway on Sunday night, while Kevin Harvick, Kyle Busch and Martin Truex Jr. advanced to join Jeff Gordon in the final four of NASCAR’s Chase for the Sprint Cup championship next week.