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Atlanta Braves Are Selling a ‘Burgerizza’ That Will Destroy Your Insides

The Atlanta Braves’ play may make fans sick to their stomach this year, but probably not as much as the food the team will sell.

The Braves have unveiled some new items that is sure to have fans reaching for the Maalox.

If you can’t decide between pizza or a burger, why not compromise and get both. Yup, this is the burgerizza and it’s expected to cost $26, which is probably less than the copay you’ll have to fork over when you’re rushed to the emergency room after polishing it off.

The Braves didn’t stop with the burgerizza, though. Nope, the team has plenty of other choices for the hungry fan who has no qualms about turning his body into an experimental lab for the effects of artificial everything on our lower intestine.

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